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Nostalgia's not what it used to be [Feb. 6th, 2011|10:22 pm]
It seems we have a J.R. Hartley for the rave generation.
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He's the Nutter on the Bus! [Apr. 18th, 2010|09:43 am]
He's got a Jammy Dodger, says it's a self-destruct button!

Corned beef / atom bomb. Anyone seen my Dalek?
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6 music turns guerilla [Mar. 18th, 2010|08:03 pm]
The campain to save 6 seems to have stepped up a gear.
This evening's 7 o'clock news (and part of the Archers) was invaded by the Boy Lard and The Undertones. Most odd.
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Religious observance for secular ends [Feb. 16th, 2010|08:48 pm]
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Nocturnal emmissions [Jan. 15th, 2010|08:05 am]
A dream prompted a memory (or perhaps the other way around) which prompted this to pop back into my head - well the first line and some snippets, thankfully Google filled in the gaps.
It's from Stoppard's "the Real Inspector Hound" apparently.

"Sometimes I dream of revolution, a bloody coup d'etat by the second rank
troupes of actors slaughtered by their understudies, magicians sawn in half by indefatigably smiling glamour girls, cricket teams wiped out by marauding bands of twelfth men
I dream of champions chopped down by rabbit-punching sparring partners while the eternal bridesmaids turn and rape the bridegrooms over the sausage rolls and parliamentary private secretaries plant bombs in the Minister's Humber
comedians die on provincial stages, robbed of their feeds by mutely triumphant stooges
And march - an army of assistants and deputies, the seconds-in-command, the runners-up, the right-hand men - storming the palace gates wherein the second son has already mounted the throne having committed regicide with a croquet mallet
stand-ins of the world stand up! "

So, in order to stop the damned thing going around my brain for the rest of the day, I though I'd stow it here.
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More CBB thoughts [Jan. 9th, 2010|06:58 pm]
Does the Rolling Stone castoff really fancy Basshunter, or is it just Stockholm Syndrome?
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CBBies [Jan. 7th, 2010|10:54 pm]
Oh bless, she's like Dyke Spice but smaller.

Did the accent just slip a little into RP? "sand-which-es" and she's in a drawer! I want one as a pet!
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NYE Hons [Dec. 31st, 2009|09:31 am]
A Knighthood? Make it so!
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A blast from the past [Dec. 24th, 2009|07:46 am]
While $Date = Dec24



If $name=naughty
Then Stocking = 0

If $name=nice
Then Stocking = Full

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The truth at last! [Dec. 11th, 2009|10:04 pm]
Lady Gaga is The Stig

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